You've Just Buttered Your Last Biscuit T-Shirt — Funny Western Gift for Women

Consider this a warning. 🦝🤠

A vintage-style raccoon in a cowboy hat. A tiny pistol. The bold declaration: "YOU'VE JUST BUTTERED YOUR LAST BISCUIT." This tee is equal parts southern sass and porch-swing humor — the kind of shirt that sparks a laugh at brunch, turns heads at the farmers market, and makes a perfect gift for anyone who takes their biscuits very, very seriously. The muted distressed print gives it that old-time, hand-printed feel that's cheeky without trying too hard.

The details:

• Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²)
• Available in a range of colors and sizes (XS–5XL)
• DTG/DTF printed — vibrant, wash-resistant graphic
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified — no nasty chemicals
• Because every order is made & printed just for you, delivery times are estimated and may vary. Most orders ship in 2–5 business days (US) | International delivery 10–30 business days.

Not sure on sizing? Check our size guide before ordering — we want it to fit perfectly.